• February 5th, 2010
Are you sitting comfortably?
I fucking hope so…
Strap in and discuss dead formats, A gaping axe wound, a “Rack of Inteluption” and the utilisation of basic picture editing devices all coming right inside your filthy ear holes in delicious and sexy stereo…Also, Daz gets extra pissed this week and confesses his love of, well, just about everything and everyone.
GEEKS BEWARE! Best double bag it whilst listening to the one and only mention of Windows ‘95 you’ll hear on a podcast this week!
Discarded tissue paper inducing tuneage by the only band that can help you escape your high octane car chase in Paris when escaping the Stazi Son Of Robot.
It’s here! We’re queer… (For Son Of Robot, all it takes is a few pints and two listens to some of their tunes after all!)
Let’s Fuck(Bast) The night away!
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• January 29th, 2010
Oh Hi!
You lot are a bunch of c***s!
Why not **** my ****** Essex **** right ***!
I hear your nan likes a big fat **** ***** right inside her massive hot ****.
(Read as: “I hear your nan likes a big fat beef joint right inside her massive hot oven.”)
I hate to interrupt your reading but this weeks ear hole delights are supplied by the only band that’s ever ****** their way through the Brighton department of ****** with a ***** and a **** all for a few quid with nothing other than a limp ******* and a *** to buffer the full brute pressure of a ***** and a sawn-off ******* in the unmentionable regions. The living embodiment of godliness that is Son Of Robot!
You lot better stop being such a bunch of cults!
…We’re idiots.
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• January 23rd, 2010
Nous aimerions nous excuser de la nature malheureuse de ces semaines montre. Si vous lisez ceci, les félicitations! Nous n’avons pas pensé que vous pourriez obtenir de l’électricité dans une caverne.
This week the guys are picking on those that have a lower intelligence than them, and make more gay jokes than Jim Davidson on a weekend trip to Mardi Gras.
Liquid Inspiration Podcast would like to point out that they love the “Gays” and hope that some of them could pop round their gaffs to “Brighton” (Read as brighten) the place up a bit… unless they’re French.
Classic acceptance from the best libral minded, Garlic bread chewing, Bicycle riding, mademoiselle Shtooping band in the world. Some say that if Carlsberg made bands they would be fucking shit in comparison to SON OF ROBOT! Added 6 handed ear massage from the thinking crumpets Eric Clapton; The one and only LuKuS.
It’s here! It’s Beer! Get used to it!
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• January 14th, 2010
This week, C.J Spends time pre show in the pub forgetting his notes and Daz quits the Fags… and stops smoking.
Topics turn to a new sexy website funded by the brewery, added bad math(s) and sexy Japanese N00dZ…
(Thank you free legal advisors everywhere.)
Lock up your Mums, Grans, Great Grans and Great Great Grans…
It’s here and it’s talking to a man in a shed.
Added necrophilia by the band that has been tempted once… twice… three times by ladies… in a Brighton morgue with slack security the one and only Son Of Robot!
LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCAST (.com) = #Delicious.
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• January 7th, 2010
Oh Hiiiiii!
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This weeks show mainly consists of your favourite drunkards getting to grips with the cold weather and getting their beer and curry coats on.
Life improving substances posing as music supplied by the band that makes tinned Spam look even more dull and disgusting than it actually is. Ironically the band that also advocates the use of Spam in sexual role playing Son Of Robot. Additional sexy spam on man fun supplied by LuKuS
Grab a pen to jot down these links and pin back those bingo wings whilst enjoying another delicious session of your favourite: LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCAST!
Vont maintenant et la bosse votre soeur comme les violoneurs de frenc que vous êtes. Possibly.
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• December 31st, 2009
What’s that? News? This week the boys go round the houses on some news stories, make fun at some news stories and flat out ignore some news stories.
The guy’s apologise to Awesome® Award winner in the field of being a bloody nice bloke Sir Christopher of Bateshire and explain why it happened and and how you can also miss an obvious edit in the comfort of your own home.
Music supplied by the girl charming, beer drinking, hip gyrating and all round wholesome sexologists Son Of Robot and the man that makes his laptop make a better sounds than your nan on speed at Russell Brand’s house. The one and only LuKuS.
Liquid Inspiration Podcast… The Podcast you’d think twice about flat sharing with.
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• December 25th, 2009
MERRY LIQUID INSPIRATION PODCASTMAS!
It’s a veritable “smorgasbord” of good times and drunken lazyness…
Your ipod’s most palatable drunkards are joined this festive day by the stephen Fry of curry nights and 1/8th chinese sex god Mr Rage Jage and your favourite free legal advisor, the man that puts the “Thrown out of court” into “Your stupid face looks like my arse and should be thrown out of court you ugly bastard” the ever sleepy Sir Scotto White.
The guys curl up round the fire (held in a room with no fire place) and enjoy a session chock full of sweaty and pregnancy enducing tunes by the semen coated and arab strap wearing boys that are collectively known as the sexiest band in the entire world, SON OF ROBOT! Additional NHS approved fertility tunes are thrown in by the maverick of the fret board and local sex god LuKuS
“Bless My Tired Eyes! What day is it boy?” The only day in the calendar worth drinking from dawn to dusk through.
As ever your premium ABV, the place to be.
Merry Liquid Inspiration Podcastmas one and all!
Keep it in your pants , and do try not to throw up.
C.J Hixon and Bromley Daz
Thanks for listening!
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• December 19th, 2009
Welcome to “We had the time set aside to prepare, but drank right through it.” Night on your favourite podcast.
This week the guys promote “green thinking”, Sexy non-Ginger people, delicious, fast paced pies and dirty, dirty girls listening to Liquid Inspiration Podcast goodness whilst on their rug… or at least they should.
Sexy and definatly nude music supplied by the band responsible for 9 out of 10 messy divorces Son Of Robot.
It’s here… or at least it will be if we remember how to use the sodding recording equipment.
Liquid Inspiration Podcast, the drinking man’s guide to Jordan’s Minge jokes.
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• December 9th, 2009
Dear Mrs Carlson
Every week, Myself and Old Dazzer pick a sexy picture to use for our wonderful Brewery sponsored Podcast blog ( http://thedusseldorfandheimlichbrewingco.blogspot.com/ )
This week we are including your skype from last week where you describe Aligator’s Buttocks Clench’s “Panteloons” as being “Mr Sexy July”… Delicious!
That’s just the kind of Sexy we like / need on this show, Don’t get me wrong, the WORLD EXCLUSIVE Son Of Robot track we have for this weeks show plus the public apologies (Half arsed as they are) to the American people add a little zing and indeed ling to this evenings proceedings. It is however that I write to you this dark and dreary english eve in order to secure your permission to publish a picture rendered in glorious jpg format for our listeners viewing pleasure… You seemed to paint such a graphic picture in the way you described his sexy undies and yet you appear to have failed to mention one very important detail… the use of a certain global podcast’s logo RIGHT ON HIS BALLS!
Many thanks for guesting on this session and I do hope you enjoy your copy of the “audio Podcast for a liquid world”.
Cheers!
C.J on behalf of Liquid Inspiration Podcast.
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• December 4th, 2009
Ave a Banana!
Oi oi! You lucky people!
This week your favourite drunkards have dipped their toe into the public swimming pool of “Radio Theatre”. And pissed in it.
The fella’s are joined this week by professional beer spiller Natalie S and handsome young man about town Awesome® Award Winner in the field of being a Bloody Nice Bloke Sir Christopher Bate.
Discussions include the sheer brilliance and allure of the Liquid Inspiration Podcast Awesome® Award, and the best way to teach people lessons whilst drunk and driving a train.
Sexy music supplied by the only band that can complete the routine from Flashdance whilst holding a pint of beer, the ever sexy Son Of Robot.
As the great Bard himself once said “Get the drinks in ya bastard!”.
Cheers!
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